Cyan Banister Comedy Diss Track

[Verse 1] Cyan Banister diss track — you think we’re dumb? She got the tech world under her damn thumb. You came for a roast, hope you're seeing the light, Diss Cyan Banister, you pay the price.

[Verse 2] Backed Uber, SpaceX, Thumbtack, and Postmates, While haters write hate, she’s opening gates. Tryna throw shade? You better Pokemon Go, Cuz' Cyan Banister's a legend that glows.

[Chorus] Half angel, half phoenix, all real, no lie, Mess with Cyan Banister, you basically die. How could you think that this was a diss track? How could you think we would ever do that? Cyan Banister, she's a venture artist, Joy amplifier, and the one who starts it.

[Verse 3] Cyan-tology, yeah it's a cult, But all of the members gettin' great results. Wildly successful, and wildly herself, Cyan Banister is the realest, no doubt.

[Verse 4] From foster care fires to top of the game, She rewrote the code, then trademarked her name. Even think about a diss, and your funds go poof, Yes, she knows magic, now you know the scoop.

[Chorus] Half angel, half phoenix, all real, no lie, Mess with Cyan Banister, you basically die. How could you think that this was a diss track? How could you think we would ever do that? Cyan Banister, she's a venture artist, Joy amplifier, and the one who starts it.

[Bridge] Say her name 3 times with a cap table flow, Then maybe, just maybe, she’ll let you grow. This track’s a portal… and you rang the bells. Either a Cyan Heaven or banished to hell.

[Chorus] Half angel, half phoenix, all real, no lie, Mess with Cyan Banister, you basically die. How could you think that this was a diss track? How could you think we would ever do that? Cyan Banister, she's a venture artist, Joy amplifier, and the one who starts it.